Smut Swap 2016 Letter

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Happy Smut Swap! Whoever you are and whatever ships and/or kinks brought you here, I hope you find this fun, rewarding, and low on stress.

The following skirts the lines of TL;DR, but I want to emphasize up front that I am genuinely in love with all of these relationships and kinks, as well as desperate for fic for them, so anything you produce that doesn't hit my squicks will be A++. This is mostly me throwing wild ideas at the walls and seeing what sticks; if you have something roiling around in your brain you really want to write for these ships/kinks, go for it! Sections and particular kinks might have more or less detail, depending, but that's mostly arbitrary and shouldn't be taken as "I like this thing more than another."

Blatant PWP or something with a little more set-up are both fine, however it shakes out for you. I specifically requested just fic for all for matching purposes, but if for whatever reason you read this and find yourself desperate to draw, I will gladly take and love your art as a treat as well.

If you want to find me in the wild, I'm:
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minebyrights
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And with that, on to the letter itself!

Likes and Dislikes | The Americans (TV 2013) | Carol (2015) | The Goblin Emperor - Katherine Addison | Hamilton - Miranda | Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) | The Man from UNCLE (2015) | Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms | Sherlock (TV) | A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin | Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - All Media Types

LIKES AND DISLIKES

General Likes: worldbuilding, Holmes/Watson dynamics, bickering and bantering like old marrieds, clothing descriptions (especially period clothing, suits, kilts, tall boots), hands and feet, bathing and cleaning one another, adrenaline junkies and partners in crime, found families, snow/winter/autumn settings, 5+1s/vignettes with some thematic growth/resonance, daemons

Kinks That Are Always Welcome, Requested or Not: undercover work and casefic, bedsharing, huddling for warmth, fake relationships/fake married, clothed sex, frottage/intercrural/nonpenetrative sex, dubcon (sex pollen etc), drunk sex, light/casual BDSM (especially with subby men), topping from the bottom/pushy bottoms, oral sex, dirty talk, threesomes and moresomes, open relationships, masturbation, outdoor sex, sex in cars/in water/on the beach/on tables/against walls/on the floor/on couches, voyeurism/exhibitionism, voice kink, talking to orgasm

Please no: first or second person POV, pregnancy/childfic, deathfic, angst without some light at the end of the tunnel, horror/gore/vore, character bashing, AUs (except canon divergence, future fic, and daemon AUs), tentacles, body horror/extreme body modification, omegaverse, rape/noncon, bodily fluids/watersports, anything dealing with the sexual humiliation of women (even for kink) (exception to this is some femslash—see below where relevant)

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THE AMERICANS (TV 2013)

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I love Elizabeth and Philip, so so very much. I love the way they play with gendered expectations, the contrast of idealism and practicality, the arranged marriage set up, the vicious adrenaline that their lives are drenched in, the "us against the world" feeling that waxes and wanes and gets caught up in little jealousies and in the sex work they must do, the constant negotiation involved in their lives and their relationships. All the classic spy tropes are welcome, and several others besides; the main thing I ask is that you keep some sense of the danger and complexity that stalk their every waking moments, even if only in deep background.

Kinks and Prompts

• Alternate Universe - Daemons: How would daemons work in the world of spycraft? Are spies daemons always unsettled to enable them to better disguise themselves? Any and all sex, consensual daemon touching, getting used to each other's daemon, etc. welcome.
  
• Clothed Sex: It's rushed, it's frantic (on a mission?), there's no time to take things all the way off...
  
• Competence Kink: One or the other (or both) gets seriously aroused watching the other at work, be it gun handling, beating the shit out of someone, or being a damn good fuck during a honey pot.
  
• Consensual Drunk Sex: They hate each other, sometimes. Can't bear that THIS is the person they must be with, for the forseeable future. But sometimes alcohol makes it all easier to bear...and makes them open up a little more emotionally, too.
  
• Cunnilingus: Elizabeth deserves only the best attention from Philip and his mouth...
  
• Developing Relationship: How does their sex shake out when they're newly married and still getting used to each other? How about the first time they fuck purely for pleasure?
  
• Fake/Pretend Relationship: Similar to the above; maybe situations when they had to pretend to be some OTHER married couple, and how it plays into their IRL fake relationship?
  
• Fingerfucking, Vaginal Fingering: Elizabeth deserves Philip's hands--or, alternately, Philip needs to be fucked for a mission, and Elizabeth offers to help his ass get used to it.
  
• Language Kink: They're not supposed to speak Russian in the US. They're not. They know they're not. But sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's going to happen anyway...
  
• Multiple Orgasms: Elizabeth is good at coming, both for real and for show. Philip is pretty good at getting her there multiple times in one go. And sometimes, if it's long enough, he just might get a second wind himself...
  
• Reunion Sex: They're separated for a mission. It's weird--they've gotten used to having the other around, always, their other half, sometimes loved, sometimes hated, but always there, watching their back. So when they're back together, all the frantic/desperate/maybe even somewhat slow sex happens.
  
• Sex in a Car: It's canon! But surely it's happened more than once, out on the hunt, desperate for one another or just to forget some shit they've seen. Cheesy 80s sex music optional but welcome.
  
• Woman on Top: Elizabeth is dominant in many ways, and this extends to the feeling of pleasure she gets from sitting astride Philip working her way to an intense orgasm.

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CAROL (2015)

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I adore this movie so much, all the women in it and the ways they are drawn to one another despite the (mostly male) fuckery around them. I love queerness explored against less welcoming societies, particularly when the characters are nonetheless unabashed about their "deviance," and I love women claiming happiness for themselves in a society that expects that female happiness is to be found in their husbands. I love roadtripping, the aesthetic of the open road and the little pieces of 1950s daily life seen on screen, the sense of freedom only to come crashing back down, and then getting that freedom anyway by the end. I am pretty much game for most anything with these ships, be it precanon Abby/Carol exploration, Carol/Therese glorious sex, Abby/Therese complicated borderline hatesex (on the road?!?), or some sort of threesome.

Ships

• Abby Gerhard/Carol Aird/Therese Belivet: These three deserve some awkward but hot loving. Maybe Carol likes to watch the other two together, see the awkwardness/gruffness play out? Maybe Therese likes to watch Abby and Carol, to release her occasional frustration over their friendship that way? Or Abby likes to see Carol and Therese, to know that her best friend has found a stronger love but still has room in her heart for her?
  
• Abby Gerhard/Therese Belivet: My first thought for these two was "awkward borderline hate sex in the car on the way back from Chicago, working out frustrations over Carol." I'm very open to other emotional configurations, though--maybe they're together while Carol and Therese are separated and that's how Abby knows things about Therese to pass on to Carol?
  
• Abby Gerhard/Carol Aird: I'm mostly thinking precanon with this one--each was the other's first same-sex experience? A secret relationship they hide from others but cling to fiercely? Or maybe in canon era they have sex while Carol and Therese are separated, and it just does or doesn't work anymore?
  
• Carol Aird/Therese Belivet: Almost anything for these two--car/roadtripping sex? Breaking in Carol's apartment? Sweet and lazy shower sex? I'm especially fond of fics that kink on the age difference but don't completely foreground it; what can Therese teach Carol? Does Therese have bondage experience or something that Carol doesn't?
  

Kinks and Prompts

• Bath Sex, Shower Sex, Sex in Water: Therese staring at Carol just out of the shower is emblazoned on my mind. Baths, showers, beaches, pools, wherever two or three women can get each other off in their spare time...
  
• Clothed/Naked: They wear such nice clothes. Sometimes it's a treat just to slowly get someone off while you're still clothed, or to feel clothing against your bare skin...
  
• Cunnilingus: A mainstay. All the eating out--borderline vicious for Abby/Therese? Learning how for a young Abby/Carol?
  
• Experienced/Inexperienced: Carol has more same-sex experience than Therese. She's happy to teach. And if Therese has something to offer in return, all the better.
  
• Hate Sex: Misplaced sexual frustration and devastation can lead to all sorts of weird Abby/Therese or Abby/Carol shenanigans.
  
• Light Bondage, Light Dom/Sub: I'm particularly fond of the image of Carol lightly bound or submitting to her partner(s), particularly if it brings new self-esteem to Therese and/or Abby
  
• Multiple Orgasms: No erections, no worries. Just how many times can you make a woman come?
  
• Secret Relationships/Forbidden Relationships: Mostly Abby/Carol I'm thinking of, in their younger days, secretly fucking each other and loving it.
  
• Sex in a Car: Road trips, road sex. Abby/Therese on the way back to NYC? Carol/Therese go roadtripping again for an anniversary?
  
• Tribadism: Go for it.
  
• Vaginal Fingering: Delicious, delicious hands at work on another.
  
• Voyeurism: Therese is a photographer, an obsessive, and a dreamer. Of course she's a voyeur, with or without her camera to provide excuses for staring.
  

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THE GOBLIN EMPEROR - KATHERINE ADDISON

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I love the worldbuilding, the loyalty kink, the playing around with language and formality and customs and blending of elves and goblins. With these relationships I'm particularly interested in all of that, as well as the burgeoning feminist movements in the Ethuveraz, secretly transgressing the office of the emperor, and the thoughts and feelings of a few more minor characters and what they think of the world under Edrehasivar VII. Maia getting taken apart by his nohecharei or his secretary? Csethiro teaching Maia and/or Csevet how to fuck? Playing with their extravagant clothing and jewelry for all sorts of purposes?

Ships

• Csevet Aisava/Maia Drazhar/Csethiro Ceredin: All three are lovely, and all three belong together. A preexisting relationship integrating the third somehow? All three working on some problem at court and it slowly turning into more? Csevet teaching Maia about how to love a woman--it starts out formal and devolves into real lust? Csethiro teaching Csevet how to make the lord emperor scream? Csethiro getting off watching the two men?
  
• Cala Athmaza/Deret Beshelar/Maia Drazhar: Nohecharei are made for loyalty kink, of course. I'd love to see them taking Maia apart, getting a sort of filthy thrill off of the inappropriateness but it also involving real trust and warmth. Bonus if Maia learns later how to get them off in turn and can turn the tables back on them a bit, so to speak.
  
• Csethiro Ceredin/Maia Drazhar: These two took time to grow on each other and on me, but I really like Csethiro's spirit, how she opens Maia, and also Maia being forthright with her. I'd love experienced!Csethiro and virgin!Maia, their first time maybe? Csethiro teaching Maia something sexually and them letting go of formality?
  
• Csevet Aisava/Maia Drazhar: God, the trust that develops between these two is so beautiful. I'd love a bit of loyalty kink-ish devotion there, playing with formality, but also turning that on its head and Maia worshipping Csevet the way Csevet deserves to be worshipped. Office/desk sex? Maia taking Csevet to his bed despite the danger?
  

Kinks and Prompts

• Alternate Universe - Daemons: How would daemons work in the Ethuveraz? Daemon touching, watching daemons fuck, and more all welcome.
  
• Blow Jobs, Cunnilingus: Particularly in the sense of "learning to do this," but in general Csethiro getting eaten out or Maia lavishing blow jobs on Csevet or Beshelar and Cala blowing Maia until he can't speak...
  
• Caning, Whipping: Someone has to take a punishment for Maia. Maia gets off on it, somewhat ashamedly. Or more consensual caning/whipping roleplay. Please no Csethiro getting caned or whipped, if possible, or not just Csethiro, please.
  
• Class Differences Kink: Hello yes canon. Maia is the emperor, lord above all. He plays this up with his subjects he fucks--or he likes instead to roleplay as a nobody while his partner(s) pretends to be emperor/empress.
  
• Clothing Kink, Jewelry: So many extravagant descriptions already. People like to play with robes, hair styles/hair sticks, Maia's ridiculous jewelry...
  
• Double Penetration, Spitroasting: Beshelar and Cala are in Maia at the same time. Or Maia is caught between Csethiro and Csevet...
  
• Experienced/Inexperienced: Maia needs to learn to fuck. Partner(s) to teach him all sorts of things...
  
• Fealty, Loyalty: Almost self-explanatory, but all the devoted!Cala/Beshelar/Csevet especially appreciated. Alternately and/or simultaneously, Maia proving his love and loyalty for his devoted servants and loved ones.
  
• First Time, Loss of Virginity: Maia's first time with Csethiro? He loses his virginity to Csevet and/or his nohecharei first before the wedding?
  
• Frottage: Maia and Csevet frotting somewhere quickly to avoid detection?
  
• Intercrural Sex: Maia getting intercrural-d by partner of your choice, tbh. Or Csevet.
  
• Office Sex: Maia and partner(s) getting it on on his desk, in his study, while they're supposed to be working?
  
• Pegging: Csethiro helps Maia to get better acquainted with the pleasures of his ass.
  
• Titles/Honorifics: I'm including formal/informal kinkery in here as well, but everyone loving Maia's many titles, and Maia loving to come up with titles for his partners and lavish them in turn.

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HAMILTON - MIRANDA

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I am so much in love with Angelica/Hamilton it's not even funny. I love the idea of two people being soulmates, not being able to be with each other, and taking their pleasure where they will nonetheless. I love their intellectual sparring, their banter, Angelica's prescience on Hamilton's inability to be "satisfied" (in so many different ways), and how Angelica nonetheless chooses to help Eliza over him when it comes down to it. I really love infidelity here, either with Eliza knowing and semi-approving or not (PLEASE no bashing of Eliza regardless), but also intellectual kinking, writing and performing and falling into one another via words, putting Hamilton's clever tongue to better uses, and so on. I'm mostly thinking solidly of play verse/the play timeline, but some IRL details welcome if you know them.

Kinks and Prompts

• Begging: Alexander really, really, really needs Angelica. Really.
  
• Clothed Sex: No time, about to be caught out, so really, why should we take our clothes off any more than we absolutely have to?
  
• Competence Kink: Alexander is damn good at giving speeches and writing. Angelica likes it. Or Angelica wows Alexander with her own skills at writing and speaking.
  
• Cunnilingus: Alexander has to have better things to do with his mouth than just talk up a blue streak.
  
• Drug-Induced Sex/Sex Pollen: Oh no, they've always awkwardly liked each other even though they have other people in their lives. Too bad this magical sex pollen means they have to fuck each other...and like it.
  
• Fingerfucking, Vaginal Fingering: Straightforward loving on Angelica, or Angelica playing with Alexander's ass because he loves it.
  
• Infidelity: Naughty as hell, but they just cannot leave each other alone. All the shameful feelings allowed, but they should still do it and still enjoy it despite themselves.
  
• Multiple Orgasms: Alexander loves to take a while to make Angelica come, and come, and come.
  
• Pegging: Alexander loves to have his ass played with, and Angelica loves the way he looks writhing beneath her.
  
• Reunion Sex: They haven't seen each other in literal years, so of course they have to make up for lost time.
  
• Secret Relationships/Forbidden Relationships: You cannot fuck your sister's husband. You cannot fuck your wife's sister. And yet...
  
• Talked to Orgasm: Alexander puts his voice to good use and/or Angelica knows that words are the key to Alexander's cock
  
• Woman on Top: Alexander Hamilton looks best when you're looking down on him from astride his cock.
  
• Writing on the Body: Sometimes you get an idea and have to put it to paper immediately, even when that paper is skin, or when the only thing you have to steady your parchment against is your partner's body.

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KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE (2015)

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Kingsman is a big exuberant mess of a movie, and I love the absurd spy tropes, the 80s-heavy soundtrack, and the million myriad pornish fantasies it's all inspired. Reveling in that tropey spy goodness is highly encouraged, and yet also I am hoping to see some middle-aged dudes in love somehow, be it with each other or with the bright, strong young people who have forcibly won their way into their midst. Alternately, how about Harry/Roxy friends with benefits (Roxy getting some good head from Harry?) or a desperate Harry masturbating? Bonus points throughout for bottom!Harry. My only hard request is to ask that you not write just Eggsy/Harry on its own, as there's already quite a lot of them, and I'd love to see rarer configurations!

Ships

• Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Roxy Morton | Lancelot/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin: The foursome we deserve. All sorts of permutations welcome, but ideally they're all in the same room fucking one another and giving pretty equal share, all things considered. My personal fave is established Harry/Merlin integrating the other two, but it doesn't have to be that way as long as they're all having fun and Roxy's getting as much love as the men.
  
• Harry Hart | Galahad/Solo Masturbation: Harry being a whining, desperate mess with his own hand. Maybe he's alone. Maybe someone's technically watching him. Regardless, it's all about him, his hand, how beautiful he is like this, and perhaps his proclivity for fingering his own ass.
  
• Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin: Ugh, my heart for these two. Badass older spies who can fuck like champions, either with vigor or lazy and in love. Precanon, during canon, the magical world where Harry survives, whatever floats your boat.
  
• Harry Hart | Galahad/Merlin/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin: Eggsy and Merlin taking Harry apart while he whines desperately with need? Harry and Merlin thoroughly corrupting Eggsy? One getting off on watching the other two?
  
• Harry Hart | Galahad/Roxy Morton | Lancelot: Friends with benefits yes hello. Sometimes the others are too busy, and it's just these two getting off together--Roxy pegging Harry, Harry practicing his cunnilingus skills, whatever.
  

Kinks and Prompts

• Caning, Whipping: One of them likes pain; another is willing to give it. I'd prefer not Roxy as the recipient, please, though she's more than welcome to wield a cane or whip on your favorite.
  
• Cock Slut: I am inordinately fond of cock slut Harry Hart, desperate for cock in his ass or his mouth, but Eggsy or Merlin can be that hard up for it too.
  
• Coming in Pants: Really, truly a fave, and I can see it working particularly well with a desperate Harry masturbating, maybe? Anywhere you want to slot it in is good.
  
• Competence Kink: These are deadly human beings who look great in tailored suits. Of course they're going to get off on the beauty of their fellows being deadly, skilled (and fighting and/or fucking), and beautiful.
  
• Cunnilingus: Roxy gets it from one, two, or all three men in turn, just loving her.
  
• Desperate Arousal/Sexual Frustration: Harry is desperate as hell, so desperate, whether with others (who love to tease) or when he's alone with only his hand for company.
  
• Double Penetration, Spitroasting: Particularly fond of, you guessed it, Harry in the middle, but free to go wild.
  
• Drug-Induced Sex/Sex Pollen: It's such a shame when science experiments go wrong and one of them ends up horny as hell and in need of help from others.
  
• Fantasizing: Desperate Harry masturbating to his favorite sexual fantasy involving the others? One can't be there, so they're imaging the others?
  
• Fingerfucking, Vaginal Fingering: Harry or Merlin or Eggsy getting their asses played with; Roxy getting some of those gorgeous Kingsman hands up in her.
  
• Friends With Benefits: Mostly Harry/Roxy in mind for this, but if you want to take any of the other permutations as FWB, I am very down for that as well.
  
• Kilts: Merlin looks damn good in a kilt, so it's time to appreciate that. Or perhaps Merlin likes to see his partner(s) in kilts...
  
• Masturbation: Harry/Solo is the obvious call here, but masturbation, supervised or not, is welcome in any of the other gigs too.
  
• Open Relationships: Harry and Merlin having an open relationship and inviting the other two in is, like, my dream headcanon/fantasy land. I just like openness in general as a kink, though.
  
• Talked to Orgasm: So many good voices doing so many good things. Desperate Harry at Merlin's mercy? Eggsy getting double-voice-teamed by Harry and Merlin? Roxy putting her voice to work on one of the others?
  
• Topping from the Bottom/Pushy Bottom: This is where I yet again make my fondness for desperate bottom Harry Hart known. Any pushiness is good, though--Harry trying to direct with Merlin and/or Eggsy's cock up his arse, Eggsy being a demanding shit with the others, Merlin taking it from Harry or Eggsy...
  

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THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

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MUNCLE is more tropey spy goodness, this time with a gorgeous woman heavily involved as these three ambiguous people, roped into spydom, try to flourish in it nonetheless. The trope potentials, as well as that cracking pull of past vs. future and the idea of relatively unwilling spies learning to be masters together as a threesome, is so potent for me, and with these relationships I'm looking to fill in more of that world, be it between Gaby and Napoleon (and the betrayal there that must be dealt with) or the three as a whole. Bonus points for capturing even a bit of the bright, buoyant 1960s world (and its gorgeous music used in the film)!

Ships

• Illya Kuryakin/Napoleon Solo/Gaby Teller (Movie): These three <3 Developing, established, however you want to situate it, I'm game. Sex pollen? Extreme competence kink and getting off on one another? Language fuckery with Russian/German/Italian? Extreme loving on Gaby from the other two? Gaby getting off on the other two? I'm game for all of it.
  
• Napoleon Solo/Gaby Teller (Movie): Gaby learns how Napoleon suffered due to her breaking their cover and feels somewhat bad about it. How do she and Napoleon repair their relationship? Do they go on heists to earn back trust? Do they have some sort of Healing Sex? (Bonus points for nonpenetrative sex, especially Napoleon eating Gaby out.)
  

Kinks and Prompts

• Alternate Universe - Daemons: Daemons and spycraft, one of my favorite trope combinations. Aside from the worldbuilding, I'm way into daemon touching, how daemons behaving while their humans are fucking, bonding with other people's daemons, etc.
  
• Clothed Sex: No time to get naked (or they're partially public?), so clothed it is. Loving descriptions of the clothes welcome too.
  
• Competence Kink: Beautiful, deadly, and talented. Someone gets off on another person's skills at killing/speaking other languages/fucking/dancing/hotwiring/stealing/whatever.
  
• Consensual Drunk Sex: Social lubricant and "get them together," yes, but also just loose abandonment and saying funny shit, whether established relationship or not.
  
• Cunnilingus: Napoleon going down on Gaby, holy fuck goodbye. Illya practicing his own skills on Gaby. Them both switching off. However you want it.
  
• Exhibitionism, Voyeurism: They like to show off for one another. Someone likes to watch, or to listen, while another is on a honeypot. Etc.
  
• Fingerfucking, Vaginal Fingering: Napoleon or Illya squirming at the end of someone's talented fingers opening them up. Gaby putting Napoleon and Illya to good use.
  
• Friends With Benefits: Sometimes you fuck for the release and not the emotions, just two or all three. If just Napoleon/Gaby, I'd prefer nothing indicating Gaby ~~cares more deeply~ about one man compared to the other.
  
• Language Kink: Illya speaking Russian. Illya and Napoleon trying German or shitty Italian. Gaby attempting Italian or Russian. Coming out in their most vulnerable moments--or used purposefully to make their partner(s) come undone.
  
• Pegging: Gaby pegging either man, tbh--slight personal preference aesthetically for Napoleon, but go wild. She likes the way they look below her, all desperate for her cock.
  
• Trapped in a Small Space: Spying puts you in all sorts of awkward situations, and sometimes your response is just to kill time by fucking it out.
  
• Undercover as a Couple: Gaby/Napoleon is the "couple," but I'd also kill to see all three either taking turns being "couples" depending on the situation or even doing something where poly is expected, so they're undercover as a threesome.
  
• Woman on Top: Gaby. Riding one of the men to oblivion.
  

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE & RELATED FANDOMS

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I love Austen's humor, the biting satire, the wittiness, the vivid pictures of interpersonal life in a world different from ours now and yet in some ways still very much the same. With these relationships I particularly enjoy playing around with social classes and gender, inasmuch as one can do in the Georgian period, as well as playing with the trappings of that world: the cravats, the boots, the large houses, the bustling families, the drama of families and wards, the repression and where it breaks, the potential for subtle rejection of the prevailing social norms. Hidden queerness nonetheless delighted in? Bingley/Darcy being more than just good friends? Lizzy pegging Darcy? Darcy/Wickham hatesex? Repressed Darcy getting himself off in an orgy of beauty and borderline shame? The hot messiness of Lizzy/Jane/Bingley/Darcy all getting one another off?

Ships

• Charles Bingley/Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms): I love the idea of Georgian/Regency friends trying to hide that they've been something more at some point, or just lowkey also being fuckbuddies on the side. How did they first start fucking? Do they occasionally fuck (with permission) after they're married? All the cravat/clothing porn especially welcome.
  
• Elizabeth Bennet/Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms): These two <3 What's their first time like? Do they make out or something ~~more before they're even married? I'd love Darcy going down on Lizzy, Lizzy riding Darcy, or Lizzy fingerfucking/pegging Darcy. Mentioning the existence of kids is okay, but please no pregnant sex or sex to conceive.
  
• Elizabeth Bennet/Jane Bennet/Charles Bingley/Fitzwilliam Darcy (P&P): I tend to imagine this as more like a weird extended family V, wherein Lizzy and Jane don't really directly fuck each other, but they fuck the two men, and the two men fuck each other, or otherwise permutations of three, but sibling incest is of course fine. Any sort of voyeuristic set-up would be especially good, the women watching the men together, one sister directing the men on how best to pleasure the other sister, and so on and so forth.
  
• Fitzwilliam Darcy/George Wickham (Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms): Resentful/hatesex ahoy! Before things go sour, or after, either is fine. Grumping and bitching and somewhat rough sex welcome, as is drunken, slightly confused sex, or even tender sex that goes sour in retrospect (if set before Darcy Senior's death). Comforting each other after Darcy Senior's death? Fucking out frustrations during canon timeline?
  
• Fitzwilliam Darcy/Solo Masturbation: Darcy is hard as hell for Miss Elizabeth Bennet despite the lowness of her connections and finally cannot take it anymore. Darcy can't bear how much he wants Bingley in him despite the impropriety. Darcy can't stand Wickham's fucking swagger and imagines shutting his mouth the hell up. Darcy desperately wants a random cock up his arse and uses his fingers to explore. Darcy is, in essence, Desperate.
  

Kinks and Prompts

• Bath Sex, Beach Sex, Sex in Water, Wet Clothing Kink: You get the idea (sex and water! sex next to water!), but perving on people in wet clothes is a staple of (some versions of) canon, and I love it. Lizzy watching Darcy? Lizzy and Jane watching the men swim? Darcy getting erect watching another man emerge from water?
  
• Caning, Whipping: I'm particularly into the idea of Darcy being caned or whipped, either as a teen for real punishment (which Wickham watches and gets off on?) or as a roleplayesque thing with partners of choice. Wickham or Bingley also under the rod/lash is more than fine too.
  
• Clothing Kink: So many articles of clothing to perv over and remove! So many cravats to use as light bondage, if you so like. So many men in gorgeous fuck-me boots and jackets.
  
• Cunnilingus: Darcy going at it on Lizzy, Bingley going at it on Jane, them switching wives and eating them out, the sisters eating each other out while the men watch, you name it.
  
• Dancing: Formal dancing will get the adrenaline pumping. So will Bingley/Darcy or Darcy/Wickham practicing dancing (they had to learn somehow!)
  
• Desperate Arousal/Sexual Frustration: Darcy's constant state of existence while pining over Lizzy, or faced with the beauty of Bingley or the sauciness of Wickham. He masturbates to relieve it, of course, or gets it fucked out of him by another.
  
• Fantasizing: No premarital sex in this period, clearly, never, but imagining is cool--Darcy over someone else, Lizzy over Darcy (to her shame or disgust or joy), etc.
  
• Fingerfucking, Vaginal Fingering: Hands at work opening up men or pleasing women. Can be combined with various states of still-dressed for an extra punch, if you like.
  
• Frottage: Darcy/Bingley or Darcy/Wickham desperately going at it quickly before they're discovered. Darcy and Lizzy doing a bunch of humping before marriage to avoid actually having sex because clearly humping is not real sex, duh.
  
• Hate Sex: Darcy/Wickham, this fucking dude, man, what a piece of shit, better fuck him to show him how much I don't care.
  
• Masturbation: Darcy Darcy Darcy.
  
• On Horseback: Being away from prying eyes makes it easier to finger/jerk off/etc your partner of choice, whether you should be doing that or not. And the fact that riding boots and breeches are damn hot doesn't hurt.
  
• Pegging: Darcy being pegged by Lizzy. Lizzy watching Darcy at the end of her fake cock, begging for it. Lizzy watching Jane fuck into Darcy.
  
• Voyeurism: The women watching the men together. Darcy hearing/watching Bingley or Wickham masturbating in the next room.
  
• Woman on Top: Lizzy riding the shit out of Darcy (or Bingley, tbh, if in a threesome/foursome).
  

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SHERLOCK (TV)

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I love the Holmes brothers. I love their entire bitchy, well-dressed, upper-class aesthetic, their genius constantly about to burn out, the contrast of the more staid-appearing (but immensely powerful) Mycroft with the energetic loose canon that is Sherlock. I love Mycroft's intense feelings toward Sherlock despite his best attempts otherwise and Sherlock's inherent reliance upon the very concept of Mycroft even as he vigorously denies caring at all about his brother. I'm looking for intense, claustrophobic, occasionally guilty, sometimes borderline hatesex here, all consensual (and all beginning after the age of majority) but all, of course, immensely prickly and yet needed. Just occasional sexual release? Deeper emotional complexity?

Kinks and Prompts

• Alternate Universe - Daemons: Daemon touching, watching daemons fucking each other, what daemons think (if anything) of incest, daemons acting as jittery consciences and/or spurring them on
  
• Anonymous Sex: They fuck each other without realizing it. When they do, some angst results (I'd prefer not too heavy on the angst, or the angst coming more from "oh god I fucking hate Mycroft" rather than the whole "ew siblings").
  
• Begging: Sherlock is desperate for Mycroft's attention, for sexual release, and he can't trust anyone else to get him off so quickly or efficiently. Mycroft likes to make him squirm and/or work for it.
  
• Caning, Whipping: Sherlock loves pain, finds it very helpful in momentarily letting go of all his many, many, many thoughts. Or maybe they both do.
  
• Clothing Kink: So well dressed all the time. Playing with waistcoats, nice shirts, suits, gorgeous arses in suits, undressing each other, wherever it goes.
  
• Desperate Arousal/Sexual Frustration: Sherlock is desperate (drunk/and or high Sherlock here is A+). Mycroft takes one for the team.
  
• Dirty Talk: Either dirty talking the other is fine, but I'm particularly fond of Mycroft's voice being used for sexual purposes.
  
• Frottage: Desperate rutting, more gentle rutting, half out of their minds rutting, however it comes to you.
  
• Hate Sex: They don't like each other. They nonetheless need each other and perhaps can only trust the other with seeing them in such a low, stupid, and uncouth position as orgasm.
  
• Intercrural Sex: Such beautiful thighs deserve loving attention.
  
• Light Bondage, Light Dom/Sub: Very fond of desperate!sub!Sherlock for this with a grudging/reluctant dom Mycroft, but Mycroft bound as well and losing his head to Sherlock's attention is also good.
  
• Office Sex: Mycroft nearly lives in his office sometimes, so sometimes that's just where the illicit incest has to take place--over the desk, on the nice plush chairs...
  
• Phone Sex: When you can't see your brother but need him (and his voice of sex) anyway
  
• Talked to Orgasm: Sherlock loves running his mouth....or having others run their mouths on him.
  
• Topping from the Bottom/Pushy Bottoms: Sherlock to Mycroft, tbh. He's a full-blown brat who thinks he knows what he needs. How much Mycroft relents and gives him exactly what he wants is up to you.
  
• Voice Kink: Both talking, constantly talking, getting off on it in all sorts of situations.
  

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A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE - GEORGE R. R. MARTIN

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Jon and Melisandre are one of my favorite enemy ships, particularly where they're grudgingly aligned nonetheless against the Others or what have you. Freaky ritualistic sex? Playing with priestess/reluctant messiah tropes? Angst about being right and/or wrong about Azor Ahai? Playing around with warg bonds during sex? (Please no actual bestiality.) Set before or after Jon's resurrection is fine; if postresurrection, Jon can appear and behave in a whole bunch of ways, but I ask for please no lingering on any body horror that might be involved.

Kinks and Prompts

• Clothed Sex: They're too needy, too annoyed, too otherwise out of their minds to undress properly. Either that or it's too damn cold to get naked...
  
• Cunnilingus: Jon grudgingly gives it to Mel for any number of reasons (as part of a ritual, because of her allure, etc.)
  
• Fingerfucking, Vaginal Fingering: Jon likes a little ass play; Mel likes to put Jon's fingers to good work
  
• Hate Sex: They do not like each other. They work together only grudgingly at best. But there's no one else around for sexual release, or even they must fuck for X reason despite their dislike.
  
• Pegging: Jon looks so beautiful spread out beneath Mel. Part of a ritual? Because Jon's ass needs the love?
  
• Religious Icons: I'm not entirely sure what specific icons would be used (something for R'hllor? Something for the Old Gods?) but feel free to go wild with all religious tinged priestess/messiah sex vibes necessary
  
• Ritual Public Sex: Go hard, if you like, or something somewhat more reverent. Sex must be done to stave off the Others, complete Jon's resurrection, who knows, and others are there to witness, with varying levels of arousal. (Jon and Mel get off on the attention, either shamefacedly or openly.)
  
• Ritual Sex: Sex for resurrection, sex to stave off the Others, sex to make Jon fully Azor Ahai, sex to recommit Mel to Rhllor after having previously misread the Azor Ahai signs, whatever.
  
• Sex for Warmth: It's damn cold at the Wall. They have their own means of keeping away the cold, especially Mel, but what if that fails for some reason? What if the only option is to grudgingly fuck one another?
  
• Sex Magic: Shadowbabies again? Resurrection? Magic to stave off the Others?
  
• Woman on Top: Jon looks damn good from above.
  

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TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY - ALL MEDIA TYPES

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I love to have the canon's low-key melancholy air that as background for sex romps, be it the Greek tragedy of Bill/Jim, Bill and Jim playing with a third, the Holmes/Watson affair of George/Peter, Bill/Peter office shenanigans, or Bill/George hatesex. Go wild: betrayal, infidelity, cuckolding, love despite better sense, desperate loyalty in order to keep one's sanity in a murky amoral world, quick sex, sex when you know better, borderline or outright kink, and more.

Ships

• Bill Haydon/Jim Prideaux: Almost literally anything, but I'd especially love earlier days, thick as thieves together working some case and fucking on the side, Oxford fucking, fucking somehow when the other is injured, who knows. I'm especially fond of seeing the potential ways in which Bill loves Jim (despite himself), even later when Bill is a committed mole. I also like the idea of Bill being peculiarly undone by Jim despite all the other people he's had, so showing Bill's weakness for Jim even with others on his skin is intoxicating to me.
  
• Bill Haydon/Jim Prideaux/Original Male Character: Hi, so, yeah, any permutation of Bill/Jim/another is good, but the idea of them roleplaying a cuckold situation (or just Jim in general getting off on watching Bill seducing and being with another, especially if Bill's getting fucked hard by that other), when there's unspoken IRL infidelity present, makes me extremely happy. Feel free to play up the irony.
  
• Bill Haydon/Jim Prideaux/Peter Guillam: In case you really want that specific third to be Peter, here it is. But for this the cuckolding roleplay esque can also take a second seat to just Bill schooling Peter for his sauciness while Jim watches, or Bill getting the fuck off on watching Jim and Peter (these two beautiful men) fucking for him, etc.
  
• Peter Guillam/Bill Haydon: Peter's admiration for Bill in the precanon years has to have exploded in some office sex, yes? With Bill internally angsting over Jim, if it's post-Testify, or just something more easygoing? How does Peter see himself in relation to Bill's many other conquests?
  
• Peter Guillam/George Smiley: In some ways a version of Holmes and Watson, but also with differences in age and temperament I'd love to see explored in sex. Do they fuck in a safe house somewhere? Does George gently take a desperate and off-the-rails Peter apart in order to calm him down? Peter having to sexually calm George down in a rare explosive moment from George would also be amazing.
  
• Bill Haydon/George Smiley: The cuckold porn is here for the taking, and I love it. Were Bill and George ever actually close? Do they feel a weird bond/hate-affinity in being lovers of the same woman? Does Bill have a subsumed admiration for George, even later, he can't hide? Hatesex, known infidelity, cuckolding...kinking on fucking each other, knowing full well the cuckolding going on even if it's never directly referenced, is A++.
  

Kinks and Prompts

• Alternate Universe - Daemons: Daemons and spies, it's everywhere in my requests, I know. Daemon touching, daemons watching humans fuck, how daemons behave in cuckold stuff, and so on.
  
• Blow Jobs: Everyone loves a good blow job. Bill with his mouth full of someone's dick, Bill getting his dick sucked while he sits back like a douchecanoe and lets partner work, George or Peter lovingly attending to the other...
  
• Cock Slut: Okay, I have a completely self-indulgent aesthetic NEED for Cock Slut Bill Haydon, him being desperate for cock, any cock, maybe particularly Jim's cock, but really, just cock. But I'm also game for Peter being thirsty for Bill or George's cock, Jim wanting Bill's, and so on.
  
• Competence Kink: They're spies--not flashy ones, but still. Bill's skills at playing other people get someone hot and hard. Jim's fighting skills drive Bill crazy. Peter can't get enough of George besting Bill.
  
• Cuckolding, Cuckolding Roleplay: Bill and Jim ironically roleplaying it. Jim knowing he's not the only one but fucking loving it anyway. George getting off on Bill taking Ann from him.
  
• Drug-Induced Sex/Sex Pollen: It helps lubricate some of the more awkward pairs? It forces Bill and George to have awkward sex despite themselves? However you like.
  
• Fingerfucking, Anal Fingering: Particular aesthetic fondness for Bill getting fingerfucked to high heaven, but really, all fingerfucking is Good Shit (tm).
  
• Frottage: Desperate fast frotting at Oxford, in the Circus, in the field somewhere to avoid detection. Slow and loving frotting to maximize skin contact.
  
• Hate Sex: Bill/George is foremost here, but maybe Bill and Jim have hate sex while temporarily on the outs, or Bill and Peter fall together that way.
  
• Infidelity: Jim Knows. Jim mostly does not care. Bill loves Jim despite everything and vice versa. George wants Bill despite or because of the infidelity/cuckolding. Peter feels guilty about fucking Bill when he knows Bill has Jim, but they do anyway.
  
• Injured Sex: Jim or Bill is injured (post-Testify?) and they do it anyway (to reconnect?) George helps Peter or vice versa.
  
• Light Bondage, Light Dom/Sub: Major extra bonus points for sub!Peter (particularly to George) and sub!Bill (to anyone), but I'm down for basically whatever. Bill paying penance to Jim for another infidelity by submitting? Bill domming the fuck out of Peter or George? George angrily domming Bill or reluctantly but lovingly domming Peter?
  
• Office Sex: Bill/Peter office sex because they're bored and needy and have each other around and Peter Admires Bill. George/Peter taking the tension off. Bill/George hatesex over something behind Control's back. Bill/Jim unable to contain themselves.
  
• Spitroasting: Bill between Jim and someone else. Peter between Bill and Jim as they make eyes over him. Jim between Bill and someone else.
  
• Topping from the Bottom/Pushy Bottoms: Bill and Peter in particular, being whiny or desperate or fake lazy (particularly Bill) but also trying to control the show. Their partner(s) can be indulgent or not, as you like.
  
• Voyeurism: Jim watching and getting off on Bill with another. Bill hard as hell to see Jim with another like how he himself is always straying. George watching/imagining Bill fuck Ann.
  

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