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Happy Chocolate Box! Whoever you are and whatever canon(s) brought you here, I hope you find this pleasing, rewarding, and low on stress.

The following skirts the lines of TL;DR, but I want to emphasize up front that I am genuinely in love with all of these relationshps, as well as desperate for fic for them, so anything you produce that doesn't hit my squicks will be A++. Prompts are mostly me throwing wild ideas at the walls and seeing what sticks; if you have something roiling around in your brain you really want to write for these relationships, go for it! In general, all ratings from gen to depraved NC-17 porn are good, and all gender combos are fine.

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Likes and Dislikes | The Americans (TV 2013) | AUSTEN Jane - Works | The Goblin Emperor - Katherine Addison | Jessica Jones (TV) | Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) | The Man from UNCLE (2015) | A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin | Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - All Media Types

LIKES AND DISLIKES

Likes: worldbuilding, Holmes/Watson dynamics, undercover work and casefic, bedsharing, huddling for warmth, fake relationships/fake married, bickering and bantering like old marrieds, clothing descriptions (especially period clothing, suits, kilts, tall boots), hands and feet, bathing and cleaning one another, adrenaline junkies and partners in crime, found families, snow/winter/autumn settings, 5+1s/vignettes with some thematic growth/resonance, daemons, clothed sex, frottage/intercrural/nonpenetrative sex, dubcon (sex pollen etc), light/casual BDSM (especially with subby men), topping from the bottom, oral sex, dirty talk, threesomes, masturbation, outdoor sex, voyeurism/exhibitionism

Please no: first or second person POV, pregnancy/childfic, deathfic, angst without some light at the end of the tunnel, horror/gore, character bashing, AUs (except canon divergence, future fic, and daemon AUs), tentacles, body horror/extreme body modification, omegaverse, rape/noncon, bodily fluids/watersports, anything dealing with the sexual humiliation of women (even for kink) (exception to this is some femslash--see below where relevant)

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THE AMERICANS (TV 2013)

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I love The Americans for so many reasons: the period piece setting, their flawless use of 70s and 80s music, the subtle pisstakes they do of Reagan, the gray morality/use of antiheros, the deliberate blurring of lines and parallels between Americans and Soviets (both legal and illegal) and their relationships with their governments, the action, the black humor, the absurd wigs and costuming. With these various relationships, I'm all about exploring those levels of grey, the life of spies, the adrenaline thrills they get, the blurring of selves and that influence over time as American and Soviet worlds collide and absorb one another.

Elizabeth/Philip:What was Elizabeth and Philip's wedding night and/or earlier relationship like? What about them on a stakeout, discussing things they shouldn't, fucking? Anything with them developing their relationship, either in one moment or across the years, would be great--it's okay, despite my general dislike of pregnancy/childfic mentioned above, to mention Paige and Henry, but please don't linger on that.
Elizabeth/Gregory: Ideological comrades in arms, and so intensely, too! I'd love to see their first meeting, or their first time (on a stakeout somewhere? Somewhere discordantly romantic?), or them discussing communism/race relations/capitalism, or them in action together however briefly. How much does Gregory know of Elizabeth's past? What is the story she told him?
Elizabeth/Gregory/Philip: Sex in the safe house just before Gregory goes out to meet the cops? Gregory and Philip worshipping Elizabeth together, just to make her somewhat happy? Awkward borderline hatesex while Elizabeth nonetheless watches and enjoys? Them all meeting up somewhere awkwardly before the end?
Oleg/Stan, Oleg & Stan: I loved this clash of culture in S3. Them talking over the differences between their countries? Trying food or drink from the stranger culture? Plotting more joint actions? Stan knowingly playing Oleg in S4 as per Gaad and Oleg dealing with that? (How much does Oleg know of this plot?) Or them fucking while on a case, weird mourning sex over Nina that turns (or fails to turn?) into something more?
Nina/Oleg: Soviet baes. Nina softens Oleg, in a way, but she also tests him and learns to deal with her own issues on her own. How do they deal internally with their separation? Do they ever meet again, even momentarily? What was their sex like--did they ever have sex in the safehouse meant for Nina and Stan? Or sex after lie detector training?
Arkady/Oleg: God, these two looking out for one another despite themselves <3 Hatesex in Arkady's office in S2? Oleg pranking Arkady (about the radio room?) and it going wildly out of control? D/S (either configuration--Arkady taking Oleg out of his worries about his dad or Oleg taking Arkady out of his worries about being Rezident)? More bittersweet getting together after S3, dealing with Stan?
Arkady/Nina: Nina swears loyalty again to the USSR and, in a way, to Arkady. How true is that? Arkady eating Nina out on his desk as a reward for good behavior? Nina temporarily relieving Arkady of his stress somehow?
Arkady/Nina/Oleg: Office threesome? Bonding over how weird the US is and how much they miss X aspect of Soviet culture? Bonding over Russian tea or alcohol? S2 stress relief in the form of sex? Them all reuniting however briefly at some point?
Elizabeth & Zhukov: Remember how Elizabeth told Zhukov she was pregnant the second time before she told Philip? That's super interesting to me! In general, I love their devoted soldier/general vibe we get glimpses of; I'd love to see earlier moments in it, as well as any momentary reversals of it. Does Elizabeth learn more of communism at Zhukov's feet? How does she continue to feel about him years after the fact, as everything else around them starts to fall apart? Sex between them is fine as long as it's not romantic/serious. (Zhukov eating Elizabeth out as a reward for a job well done?)
Elizabeth & Claudia, Elizabeth & Gabriel: How do Elizabeth's relationships with their various handlers differ? She is comfortable with Gabriel and was antagonistic toward Claudia, but has that changed? Is Gabriel different in S3 compared to how he was precanon? Did Elizabeth's relationship with Claudia and the betrayal of trust that period involved change any of how she sees handlers and Moscow Centre in general? If you want to write sex in as well, that's fine; I'd just prefer it be more recreational/awkward and not really involving love of any sort.

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AUSTEN JANE - WORKS

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I love Austen's humor, the biting satire, the wittiness, the vivid pictures of interpersonal life in a world different from ours now and yet in some ways still very much the same. With these relationships I particularly enjoy playing around slightly with social classes and gender, inasmuch as one can do in the Georgian period, as well as playing with the trappings of that world: the cravats, the boots, the large houses, the bustling families, the drama of families and wards, the repression and where it breaks, the potential for subtle rejection of the prevailing social norms in and around this vivid glimpse of another version of our world.

Bingley/Darcy: I love the idea of Georgian/Regency friends trying to hide that they've been something more at some point, or just lowkey also being fuckbuddies on the side. How did they meet? Do they occasionally fuck (with permission) after they're married? All the cravat/clothing porn especially welcome.
Lizzy/Darcy: These two <3 Always so delightful. I love their bickering in canon, Lizzy bringing out the spirit in Darcy, and I love imagining their married life. (Mention of children is ok but please nothing focusing on pregnancy.) What's their first time like? Do they prank each other ever? Do they make out or something ~~more before they're even married? Bonus points for Lizzy pegging Darcy.
Darcy/Wickham: Ah, yes, the resentful/hatesex possibilities. Before things go sour, or after, either is fine. Grumping and bitching and somewhat rough sex welcome, as is drunken, slightly confused sex, or even tender sex that goes sour in retrospect (if set before Darcy Senior's death). Comforting each other after Darcy Senior's death?
Lizzy/Darcy/Wickham: A bitchy threesome of wonders. Does this happen before Lizzy and Darcy are married, while things are still up in the air? Does it happen much later (with Lydia's blessing)? Do they use Wickham as kink fodder for them? Does Elizabeth like to watch the two men be rough with one another?
Lizzy/Jane/Bingley/Darcy: I tend to imagine this as more like a weird extended family V, wherein Lizzy and Jane don't really directly fuck each other because siblings, but they fuck the two men, and the two men fuck each other, or otherwise permutations of three. Any sort of voyeuristic set-up would be especially good, but so would just them all four having a big, chaotic, loving, domestic scene, long-term or just over holidays at Pemberley or something. (Some sibling incest or contact, or mention thereof, is fine; I just don't really groove hard on Jane/Lizzy on its own.)
Kitty/Georgiana: A younger pair (almost like a younger generation in some ways), but I'd love to see them getting together while Kitty is at Pemberley, getting into scrapes of some sort, playing music together, and learning illicit teenager-ish love at one another's hands. A time skip ahead to later in life, and their correspondence with one another and love (or Kitty, maybe, remaining a spinster and still being with Georgiana from time to time?) would also be great.

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THE GOBLIN EMPEROR - KATHERINE ADDISON

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I just finished reading The Goblin Emperor at New Year's, and everything is still so fresh for me--the worldbuilding, the loyalty kink, the playing around with language and formality and customs and blending of elves and goblins. With these relationships I'm particularly interested in all of that, as well as the burgeoning feminist movements in the Ethuveraz, secretly transgressing the office of the emperor, the thoughts and feelings of a few more minor characters and what they think of the world under Edrehasivar VII, and in general the ways races and sexes mix and match, changing bits of culture and their own levels of formality over time, in the lavish world Addison has created.

Chenelo & Maia: I'd love to see some worldbuilding of a sort with them--more into the goblin religious beliefs, or just their culture in general, and Maia learning from Chenelo? Meditating together? Maia comforting Chenelo at one of her lower points as best as a young boy knows how? Maia asking about his father but ultimately taking the most comfort in his mother and reassuring her of that?
Csevet/Maia: God, the trust that develops between these two is so beautiful. I'd love a bit of loyalty kink-ish devotion there, playing with formality, but also turning that on its head and Maia worshipping Csevet the way Csevet deserves to be worshipped. Office/desk sex? Maia taking Csevet to his bed despite the danger?
Csethiro/Maia: These two took time to grow on each other and on me, but I really like Csethiro's spirit, how she opens Maia, and also Maia being forthright with her. I'd love experienced!Csethiro and virgin!Maia, their first time maybe? Csethiro teaching Maia somethin in general and them letting go of formality?
Csethiro/Csevet/Maia: All three are lovely, and all three belong together. A preexisting relationship integrating the third somehow? All three working on some problem at court and it slowly turning into more? Csevet teaching Maia about how to love a woman--it starts out formal and devolves into real lust? Csethiro teaching Csevet how to make the lord emperor scream? Csethiro getting off watching the two men?
Cala/Beshelar/Maia, Csevet/Cala/Beshelar/Maia: Nohecharei are made for loyalty kink, of course. I'd love to see them taking Maia apart, with or without Csevet added, getting a sort of filthy thrill off of the inappropriateness but it also involving real trust and warmth.
Shaleän/wife: Canonical queer pirates ahoy! All of Shaleän's backstory not already in the novel welcome, but I'd also really love to know who her wife is, how she came upon Shaleän, what the two of them think of the new ruler considering that they're not at court. Maybe they eventually come to pay respects to him and have some fun themselves, quietly, at court, while no one is looking?

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JESSICA JONES (TV)

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I was surprised by how much I loved Jessica Jones, as I am mostly ambivalent on the rest of the MCU. Seeing all these great characters interacting in a relatively low-superhero world, against a noir background, with a female protagonist who is an angsty hot mess with a heart of gold despite it all, was delightful, however. With these relationships I'm looking mostly for a focus on their broken selves and the ways in which they're rising above them, with some slight superpower messing about, some grey morality, some assholes with hearts of gold, and some strong loyalties despite everything going to shit (sometimes because of the people involved).

Jess & Trish, Jess/Trish: God, I loved the immediate deep history between these two and its slow revealing, how Trish can be super strong momentarily like Jess but also entirely her own type of woman, far better at convincing, sometimes far subtler. Anything from their childhood is great, as is them postcanon, dealing with Jess getting deeper involved eventually with other super-powered humans. And yet so is a version of canon where they're exes learning to love one another again, or a look into them experimenting with each other as teenagers and how it affects them today.
Jess/Luke: I love, love, love their superpowered sex, the mundanity they both want from a relationship (ironic considering how they're together, the two of them very not mundane). Yet I also love the tension there, the lying Jess did and the violence it provoked in Luke, and them trying to work past that. How is Jess feeling as she deceives Luke? Do trust issues come up again, and they work through them? Do they just have freaky superpowered sex somewhere (high in the air between buildings or something)?
Jess/Luke/Trish: Should definitely be a thing tbh. Previous lovers Jess/Trish integrating Luke? Trish needing Jess and Luke for emotional stability? Trish getting some sort of power of her own and the other two talking her through it? Awkward first-time threesome sex after a bad situation, and working through to make it permanent (or not) afterward?

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KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE (2015)

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Kingsman is a big exuberant mess of a movie, and I love the absurd spy tropes, the 80s-heavy soundtrack, and the million myriad pornish fantasies it's all inspired. Reveling in that tropey spy goodness is highly encouraged, and yet also I am hoping to see some middle-aged dudes in love somehow, be it with each other or with the bright, strong young man who has forcibly won his way into their midst while attempting to keep his heart and sense of self relatively intact. The ways in which these three play off each other is my catnip--my only hard request is to ask that you not write just Eggsy/Harry without Merlin, as there's already quite a lot of them, and I'd love to see rarer configurations!

Harry/Merlin: My baes--two sexy spies being sexy together. I love casefic with them, but also them just hanging around being middle-aged dudes in love with each other, with a bit of a bite. Them as young recruits? Them and their dogs over the years? Their first time together after Harry's magic resurrection? Sex in the office? Basically anything.
Eggsy/Merlin: Bonding after Harry's death? Voice kink with Merlin in Eggsy's ear? Them having an illicit ongoing affair during Eggsy's training? How does Merlin feel about Eggsy having to have gone through shit on V-Day? How do they work each other out in the wake of all the change that's gone on by the end of the movie?
Eggsy/Harry/Merlin: Two pranking the third? Eggsy and Merlin taking Harry apart while he whines desperately for attention? Harry and Merlin thoroughly corrupting Eggsy? All three of them living together temporarily and it being awkward but delicious as hell?

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THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

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MUNCLE is more tropey spy goodness, this time with a gorgeous woman heavily involved as these three ambiguous people, roped into spydom, try to flourish in it nonetheless. The trope potentials, as well as that cracking pull of past vs. future and the idea of relatively unwilling spies learning to be masters together as a threesome, is so potent for me, and with these relationships I'm looking to fill in more of that world, be it between Gaby and Napoleon (and the betrayal there that must be dealt with) or the three as a whole. Bonus points for capturing even a bit of the bright, buoyant 1960s world (and its gorgeous music used in the film)!

Gaby & Napoleon, Gaby/Napoleon: Gaby learns how Napoleon suffered due to her breaking their cover and feels somewhat bad about it. How do she and Napoleon repair their relationship? Do they go on heists to earn back trust? Do they have some sort of Healing Sex? (Bonus points for nonpenetrative sex, especially Napoleon eating Gaby out.) Anything that looks into Gaby and Napoleon's relationship and its development across the film and after would be great--sex welcome, especially if it doesn't discount the growing importance of Illya to both of them.
Gaby/Illya/Napoleon: These three <3 Established polyamory of some sort would be great--all three of them fucking after a hard mission, Gaby watching Illya and Napoleon and then getting them to take her apart to end the night, the three of them having feelings while on a job and badly suppressing them, anything. How do they fall together? As equal a triangle as possible would be great, though not necessary.

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A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE - GEORGE R. R. MARTIN

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One of my forever fandoms, for better or for worse, and a world I never can tire of exploring in some sense. The worldbuilding is a love, as are familial relationships and their pitfalls (and attempts at repairing them that canon so rarely gives us), but I've also requested a lot of potential loyalty porn of one stripe or another, be it lovers or hatesex enemies bound together by magic or just family members who can't quite quit one another, even beyond death.

Shireen & Stannis: Hahaha fuck, my heart. What are Stannis's thoughts when Shireen is born? When's the first time he's proud of her? What is he doing while she's having greyscale? Stannis dies but Shireen lives--how does she attempt to live up to her father's legacy?
Shireen & Davos: Reading lessons galore! When do they first meet? Does Davos get to see her soon after her birth? Do they work together at some point in a future where Stannis has died but Shireen hasn't? Do they help each other understand Stannis better somehow?
Arya & Sansa: Winterfell shenanigans--swimming in the godswood, climbing trees (which Sansa secretly likes), baking (which Arya secretly likes), them pranking their brothers? Them comforting one another in some time of distress, maybe even while they're both still in King's Landing and at loggerheads?
Renly & Stannis: Stannis attempting to babysit during the siege is always bittersweet comedy gold. Or Stannis reacting to the birth of Renly in the first place and now being a big brother? Stannis teaching Renly to do something? Renly thinking of Stannis in their later years--Stannis reveals some affection for Renly to Davos, so surely Renly must have had similar moments (with Loras?)?
Jon/Melisandre: Religious ritual hatesex, before or after Jon's rebirth? Mel getting Jon to continue his cunnilingus practice on her for some reason? Awkward reborn!body!sex? Mel relating to Ghost somehow, or Ghost witnessing their sex? (Please no actual bestiality.) I love the idea of reluctant messiah and deluded/reluctant priest here and all its potential trappings, especially with the dislike always lurking.
Jon/Stannis: Duty porn, loyalty kink, perhaps even grudging hatesex bordering on admiration? A one-time thing they never speak of again? Sex to keep warm at the Wall? Temporarily throwing off the bounds of their vows for a moment and then regretting it severely? Jon reminding Stannis of something/someone awkward in his past?
Davos/Stannis: Ugh, babies. Sex with Davos's fingers still brutalized? Quiet sex they can't have until alter in their life? Preparing to go to their deaths together, with love in their hearts for one another? Their reunion after Stannis has taken Winterfell--sex in the godswood?

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TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY - ALL MEDIA TYPES

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One of the most realistic spy canons possible, a glorious autumnal ache, all beautiful muted colors and deception and emotional warfare and betrayal with none of the classic tropey flash. I love to have that as background for romps in the interpersonal world, be it the Greek tragedy of Bill/Jim, the Holmes/Watson affair of George/Peter, or some less common pairings I would love to see explored, along with the issues of betrayal, cuckolding, love despite better sense, or desperate loyalty in order to keep one's sanity in a murky amoral world.

Bill/Jim: Almost literally anything, but I'd especially love earlier days, thick as thieves together working some case and fucking on the side, or attempting to do something non-spy-like (and failing?). I'm especially fond of seeing the potential ways in which Bill loves Jim (despite himself), even later when Bill is a committed mole, since that's more opague in canon.
Bill/Jim/Peter, Bill/Jim/OMC: Jim loves watching Bill with a third person--Peter Guillam? Some random OC picked up?--and loves watching Bill seduce another person...and then be taken apart by either that person or by Jim himself for his infidelity. While I love the idea of Jim having a slight infidelity/almost cuckold-esque kink, I also like the idea of Bill being peculiarly undone by Jim despite all the other people he's had, so showing Bill's weakness for Jim even with others on his skin is intoxicating to me.
Bill/Peter: Peter's admiration for Bill in the precanon years has to have exploded in some office sex, yes? With Bill internally angsting over Jim, if it's post-Testify, or just something more easygoing? How does Peter see himself in relation to Bill's many other conquests?
Bill & George, Bill/George: The cuckold porn, both literal and figurative, is here for the taking, and I love both versions of it. Were Bill and George ever actually close? Do they feel a weird bond/hate-affinity in being lovers of the same woman? Does Bill have a subsumed admiration for George, even later, he can't hide? And of course kinking on fucking each other, knowing full well the cuckolding going on even if it's never directly referenced, is A++.
George & Peter, George/Peter: In some ways a version of Holmes and Watson, but also with differences in age and temperament I'd love to see explored. How do these two relate on longer cases involved? Do they fuck in a safe house somewhere? Does George gently take a desperate and off-the-rails Peter apart in order to calm him down? Peter having to calm George down in a rare explosive moment from George would also be amazing.
Jim/Peter: The immediate idea here is them getting together after canon, Jim taking a piece of the Circus despite himself, them both bonding in a way over losing someone they admired in Bill, but I'd also love to see them together before then, even just for a night; if Bill can have sidepieces, so can Jim, even if he doesn't particularly want them.

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